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2013

31

Jul

Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is an aspiring bikini model, who at 17 already knows how she wants to leave her mark on the world, she’s already established her superficial, vapid legacy and it is all thanks to her sister’s porno career and her mom’s ability to prostitute her kids, because let’s face it, kids are ungrateful assholes who ruin your naps, and life, and cost you money and tie you down, so you might as well put them to work, and make having them worth it…right?

Well, since she’s not hired by Victoria’s Secret, she’s gone to instagram to put out them bikini pics…herself…because I guess it’ll plant a seed…and the good news is if all else fails she can leak a porno…her sister already knows all the right people and you know she’s already getting her fuck on…practicing for the big day whenever that may be…cuz her momma taught her right.

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3 Responses

  1. cowbulls says:

    I sure would like to get some of her before the savages ruin her holes.

  2. beavis says:

    Too late I’m sure.

  3. J says:

    What are the savages?!?

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