You may hate Oprah, because you are a racist and you don’t feel like black people should succeed, especially not at her Oprah level…or maybe you just hate her for being an opportunist cunt who has convinced the world she is trying to save people, or really get to the bottom of the issues, when really she’s just exploiting down on their luck motherfuckers for their own personal gain, like this Lindsay Lohan they are pushing hard…because everyone cares about Lohan, since we’re all brain washed and the real issues of the world just don’t matter, whereas Lohan’s drinking and self destruction does…

The highlight of this video is when Oprah tells Lohan that she’s extremely talented, unlike all the other actors, even though acting doesn’t require talent…or more importantly, when Lohan goes off about how she has a gift to give the world, through shitty movies like The Canyons, that I actually watched and hoped for a drug overdose the entire fucking time.

I mean sitting and watching two delusional cunts talking about how they’ve changed and how much better they are now or that there is a higher purpose for them…is a whole lot of fucking crazy…

But I will say this, I love Lohan even though she’s turned her back on our love, I love her tits, even though they aren’t real, I love that her skin and face is back..and I am ready for her to win an Oscar in the comeback story doesn’t matter…while Oprah remains porn to me, ever since she was the only thing on TV one afternoon and I figured, I’ll give ‘er a go to this thing…..

TO SEE ALL THE PREVIEW CLIPS IF YOU CARE AND YOU DO CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER TITS IN THE CANYONS (GOOD TITS/WORST MOVIE EVER) CLICK HERE

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