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2013

20

Aug

Anastasia Ashley for Relapse Magazine of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is that whore twerker surf chick who got famous with her 5 million views pre-contest twerk some pervert who doesn’t understand the importance of twerking warm-up. I mean I think that is how Patrick Swayze warmed up on set of Point Break, but only Keanu really knows and he’d never tell his homo secrets…

Either way, people seem to care about her, she’s on all the sites, like she’s the next Miley Cyrus with a better ass…

She did some photoshoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of, she didn’t show her titties for fashion, I’m positing it cuz I’m riding that Anastasia Ashley wave, and I’m sure her 4 fans will actually care….

I’d rather be sniffing her wet bikini bottoms that gave her a yeast infection…

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