Teen Mom Farrah Abraham who you may remember as the SQUIRTER IN THE BEST PORN OF THE YEAR ….or maybe as the teen mom on an MTV show that ruined the eroticism of TEEN moms by making us realize how annoying they are…all broken and thinking we care…is in Vegas….and I am in Vegas…but for some reason…we are not together…holding hands and talking about our dreams in the Stratosphere, but instead I’m watching her give her hair and make-up artist a shout out on KEEK because she’s probably paid by KEEK but more importantly, because it probably got her a discount on his services…

Now she’s in town for the Gentelmen’s Club Convention, that I should probably try to sneak into, cuz I like strippers, especially when they were once on MTV and in PORN …because they seem all the more desperate…and I like desperation….

All this to say – she’s my kind of winner…

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