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2013

21

Aug

Jennifer Aniston’s Paparazzi Bikini Product Placement Pics of the Day

Some people get excited when they see Jennifer Aniston in her bikini pics and by some people I mean her corporate sponsors who I know pay her a few million dollars a year to promote their “Smart Water Brand”…because why else would she always be seen drinking the shit…it’s straight up product placement…

The simple law of paparazzi is that every picture you see is staged.

If Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be seen in a bikini in pictures when in a bikini, she isn’t…

My theory is that in her contract it states “This water must be in at least 10 different paparazzi pics a year” and she’s up to 8 and trying to pull it all together…to get paid, because celebs love their fucking money.

I mean the fact that the water is even in the shots is just proof to how full of shit she is, and really who cares about her water, or her hard nipples in her bikini, when the real highlight is how old as fuck she looks when she gets wet…like a real fucking Lochness Monster pissing in the pool cuz she’s got no bladder control thanks to menopause…and all the anal she had trying to not get pregnant to focus on her career. Good Times.

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