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2013

27

Aug

Michelle Trachtenberg’s Strategic Bikini Pic of the Day

You may remember Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, where she became famous as the younger one everyone wanted to fuck, who am I kidding, fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, are still fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in some weirdo fucking obsessive nerd way that includes but is not limited to a binder with all your favorite pics of the stars of the show, models you’ve made of the stars of the show, and possibly one or two weddings and vow renewal ceremonies you’ve held for your Star Wars action figures, because your life is sad…

I am sure she’s been in other things, but I’m not going to bother looking into it, because it doesn’t matter, what does matter is her secret internet fatty pic, of her in a bikini top, shot from the belly button up, hiding any girth she’s been packing, with her head dipped down to cover any double chins, all clever and almost as erotic as the first time you jacked off to her freak.

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One Response

  1. Gareth says:

    She’s sucking in too – a shame, since I’d love to see her full chubby belly.

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