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2013

29

Aug

Katie Holmes Weird Ass Flash of the Day

Everyone’s favorite robot, except maybe Tom Cruise’s favorite robot…because he is the man who turned her into a robot in the first place…who must hate her for turning her robot back on him and their religion…because that wasn’t in the fucking robot manual…when he abducted the bitch from the set of Dawson’s Creek and programmed…technology just wasn’t what it is now…

Well it looks like her rebellion has taken on new forms…and she’s venturing into the world of being a sex doll rather than one of those weirdo children of the corn style robots she was for so many years before and guess what…I am into it…but only because some of the best sex I’ve had has been with inanimate objects…

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2 Responses

  1. mick says:

    Poor little Katie. If it wasn’t for the fact that the gnome has been there, she would be still be getting offers left, right and centre. And I mean centre.

  2. cowbulls says:

    I would love to be next after little Tommy. She would be so tight and easy to get dripping like a water faucet. I bet guys have been getting so great thankful pussy and starfish.

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