Surfer Anastasia Ashley, who as far as I’m concerned not because of her surfing, even though she’s been competing for the last 20 years, because let’s face girls can’t be athletes, we only allow that because lesbians complain when girls aren’t allowed in the country clubs, taverns, etc, so to shut them up, we gave them their own league….

The benefit of their own league, at least in sports that don’t require a dick sized clot, like pro body building, or WNBA, or really anything that a bitch needs to be large as fuck….I am talking sports like tennis, figure skating, even gymnastics and Beach volleyball, and I guess now surfing, if that’s even really a sport, rather than just an excuse to hang on the beach all day and tan….is that the girls are fit..and a fit body, especially booty, is the one thing that everyone can appreciate…and the only thing that really counts when it comes to female athletes….I mean how can you get excited when a bitch breaks a record, when that record doesn’t even come close to records dude broke 5 decades earlier…even just saying “female athlete” makes me laugh…I prefer hot body that does sports and gets paid because we’re equal opportunity…

That said, since I don’t care about surfing, Anastasia is best known for her warm-up twerk video and she’s got fans because she’s got a round ass that someone has told her one too many times is amazing….because she keeps posting it…she is always in a bikini…a skimpy bikini…but not in a slutty way…but in a “I’m just going to work” way…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s hotter than all the obvious attention seeking sluts who don’t have any real skill, or ability to really do much more than duck face in selfies….

This video is probably some of her best work, and I’m not just saying that because I am the one who shot it…because I am the one who shot it…oh wait..that’s exactly why I think it’s her best video…because good ass or not…it is all about me….and my iPhone cameraman pervert skills….

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