Twerking is fun and games until some ratchet ass famous stripper loses a fetus….
This Houston Stripper, who is actually a bit of a low level celebrity on the internet, had a miscarriage when twerking…and I find that fucking hilarious, because I have no soul, but also because the world doesn’t really need anymore fatherless kids who will grow up to be criminals…
Here’s the story:
Last Wednesday, as the young performer was reportedly twerking on stage, she began to bleed profusely.
When Blaze left the stage, witnesses allege, that she went in to a convulsion. The paramedics were immediately summoned, transporting her to the nearest emergency room, where she was reportedly given a transfusion.
The self-described “pole assassin” and proclaimed “Queen of Houston” was reportedly treated for a miscarriage.
That’s not to say strippers can’t be good moms, no wait…that is to say that…either way, here’s a Vine she posted…saying she’s sick…you know…cuz she just had a miscarriage….
I call publicity stunt…Here are some random pics of her
I know what you’re all thinkin’ if only Twerking made Miley suicide.
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