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2013

19

Sep

Candice Swanepoel’s Naked With a Skateboard of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posing topless with a skateboard is the shit that dreams could be made of if you are less into nipples and more into skateboards…like some closet case 16 year old kid who skateboards and is told that Candice Swanepoel is a babe, making it the kind of thing he prints up and puts in his locker, which could make it more pornographic to you, because you’re a fucking pedophile, here’s your bait…

That said, I am actually over and done with this Swanepoel character, I was all about her for a while, but I’ve seen too much of her, she’s boring, uninteresting, doesn’t get in scandals, is still hot but owned by an evil company, and they don’t even get her naked…when she’ll do anything for them, like some kind of groupie robot on call because she needs them and owes them everything…yet is still so fucking boring…but I’ll post the pic anyway, cuz my inner 16 year old who was into skateboarding, finds it kinda hot…

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