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2013

30

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I fell in love with a fat girl in training, who wasn’t quite a fat girl yet, but who I could tell was retaining water from too much salt in her diet, and beer drinking…she carried it in her face…but the rest of her was semi tight enough to rock the crop top her big titties were spilling out of and the booty shorts her ass was spilling out of as she twerked her drunken ass on every random guy…

She was the kind of girl I would write love songs for, but instead, I came home alone to listen to love songs instead…cuz I never got her name…I just told her I was a professional Instagram Photographer and invited her to my basement studio….after her and her friend asked me to take pics…for some reason that doesn’t get girls excited…

As of now, she’s the one who got away…but here are some stepLINKS…follow me on HERE

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