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2013

07

Oct

Carmen Electra in a Bikini in Hawaii like it was the 90s of the Day

I like to make fun of old women holding onto their sex appeal and youth as hard as they fucking can, from more plastic surgery than what they had in the 90s to make people care about them in the first place….but I understand her pain,..it’s like people only cared about you cuz you were hot, it was your one marketable skill and the only reason you got work, so seeing yourself age is some scary shit, that could bring on anxiety and fear…that you’ll never work again and that people will laugh and tease your narcissistic ass, because that ass is all she values herself with….but it turns out that even at 100 years old…she’s amazing…the kind of mom who isn’t a mom and that is probably the main reason she’s still amazing…I would like to stepfather the children of…I mean..seriously..these may be staged, obvious and even pathetic on the surface, but I got no complaints when it comes to girls getting half naked…ever…

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