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2013

14

Oct

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny Swimwear of the Day

Beach Bunny is a bathing suit company that doesn’t pay their models…because they are either owned by Sports Illustrated, or that’s part of their ad deal…because every single one of their campaigns involves one of the Sports Illustrated girls…whether it is Kate Upton on the beach looking’ for food, because that’s what she does…or Irina Shayk thanking her gay boyfriend she beards for getting her in the magazine thanks to his high powered sports agents to get her in Sports Illustrated because Sports Illustrated is owned by the athletes they feature….to this Nina bitch, who is retarded looking, making me think she’s more of a wish foundation storyline, or a retard work program storyline, rather than a sleeping with the photographer, editor and publisher storyline…

For the record, I don’t just hate SI because they hate me…I hate SI because of their poor quality work, photos, models even if it comes with tons of hype and works on the middle american retard who doesn’t know any better because he’s a middle american retard and the Swimsuit issue is the only porn to his good natured, Christian, sad self…

Either way, here she is posing in the bathing suits….that can’t mask the smell of Adam Levine on her pussy….and here I am giving them a free fucking ad. This is all part of the reason I hate myself and think I should end it all right now….

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