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2013

24

Oct

Salma Hayek Thong Ass of the Day

Salma Hayek was on set yesterday and everyone got excited because her old mexican tit was hanging out of her shirt…all big and round like you’d expect from a Mexican who only exists because of her big old tit…but the real excitement happened when her skirt got blown up by divine intervention, up on some Final Destination shit, like winning the lottery or not getting on a plane that ends up crashing, or avoiding a getting run over or having a drug overdose by staying in the night your friend hooks up bad pills…only better, because you don’t die looking at her ass as it’s exposed to you by the heavens….or maybe you do…all I know is it’s good.

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