It is safe to say that this is a total mis-use of EmRata’s tits…because they are fantastic, normally nude, and really the reason she’s seen any of the success she’s seen, thanks to one major video set to one of the most annoying songs ever to be on the radio on repeat…all the fucking time…making me want to kill whatever rhymes with hug me…

However, she is still a fantastic looking piece of woman, that I would like to take on a date this weekend, but she doesn’t respond to my emails, tweets and attempts to make her fall in love with me, I guess I am going to have to do things the old fashion way and park my van outside her house to take what is rightfully mine…even if her fake lips are hilariously silly….and that is her love…she just doesn’t know it yet…and I am going to do that through song and interpretive dance….ladies love interpretative dance…trust me…

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