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2013

15

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Big Girl in a Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a big girl, and not just because she turned 18, but because she’s 8 feet tall and 240 lbs…but you can’t tell because she’s in a picture…and in that picture she’s in a bikini…

Ireland Baldwin used to follow me on twitter, back when she was 17, it was a glorious few hours before she blocked me…then one day she unblocked me and followed me again and I knew magic was going to happen when she turned 18…only to be blocked again…

So I wrote her what I write every girl who stops following me if I notice..cuz I general don’t care about these things..unless it opens up the door to troll…like this:

I am ok with you ignoring me because our love being unrequited…it is more romantic…they make movies about these things…movies we won’t see together…but I know are about us….I dream about you everynight…I can’t wait to go to sleep – so that we can be together…and more importantly that I can wake up tomorrow and have another day loving you…

Here are her bikini pics…

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