Courtney Stodden may not be a mastermind, but I have been trying to be her next husband because she clearly has very little taste and does what she does for attention and strategyy to get in the tabloids…I don’t know what her end goal is, but I assume it’s get as many people to notice her as possible, because it feels nice being talked about…cuz I am pretty sure she made more money when she worked at the strip club before she changed her birth certificate to say she’s not 35.

I’ve already submitted the proposal, pitch, business plan, etc…it’s with her people, and while I wait, I’ll stare at her sex doll sized tits posing in a brown wig being seductive and amazing on her quest of being a relevant irrelevant barbie doll no one wants to collect like a creepy diner working trailer park living 60 year old, but me..

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