The Christmas Season has arrived, I know this because the last month, I’ve been seeing decorations and TV specials, and the world is trying to shove buying garbage gifts for people I don’t even like, down my fucking throat…that’s why I try not to leave the house…

The parties, the laughing, the music, the dancing, the happiness, that isn’t even real happiness…it’s exhausting so for November, I tend to hate on it…but come December 1st, motherfuckers, I’m listening to Christmas music, trying to get invited to office parties, baking fucking gingerbread, and preying on lonely sad girls who have drank one too many Pumpkin Spice Latte and now crave a different kind of hug from the inside…

So today, what better way to start the official Christmas season that with some EM RATA in costume…she is the it girl this year…and Christmas fetishes are forever…so let’s combine the two and have this joyous event…I don’t know what it is for.

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