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2013

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was on a Rosalind Lipsett bikini shoot yesterday, creeping like a pervert, because that’s what I do…even though I am less of a pervert than 99 percent of people I meet…

Speaking of people I meet, it’s always annoying when they happen to be people I may or may not have left comments on their instagram, because a lot of people don’t get what I do or why I do it…they even think I am a cyberbully, especially when they are young, self-proclaimed hipster feminists with their little tits out because they think they are re-inventing the fucking world, even when what they are doing has been done…

We’re all fighting the same fight here…

But the good news is that for every feminist hipster and her entourage with a bad attitude who think they are the fucking coolest who hate me, someone with no hate, there are countless models, pro athletes, actors, and all of you who appreciate me…

I’ll just keep on keeping on…I got nothing better going on….Here are some morning links…from Miami, where I haven’t had sex with Lohan yet…

The Science of Santa
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Perfectly Timed Photos of 2013
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Beyonce Wore a Cow to Vegan Lunch..
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Padma Lakshmi Old Gold Digger Who Can’t Cook in a Bikini
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Kate Middleton’s Stylish…
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WTF HEADLINE!
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The Future of Everything…
GO

Big Fucking Tits…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Judge Waives Jailtime for Street Artist Because He May be the NExt Banksy
GO

Snowball Fight of the Day
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Marion Cotillard in a Dress
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Extreme Teeterboarding
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