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2013

23

Dec

Candice Swanepoel for Agua Bendita of the Day

In the wake of the IAC executive publicist who wrote the whole “Going to Africa, Hope I Don’t Get Aids, I Won’t Cuz I’m White”…which turned out to be a genius publicity stunt that I would hire her at her discount desperate price to work for me…cuz this is the kind of attention I like…bad jokes…bad social commentary…that is offensive…when you’re not a comedian…

Here’s Candice Swanepoel, South African model, who despite statistics, probably doesn’t have AIDS, but not because she’s white, white South African farm owner daughters have been fucking the staff for generations, but because she left South Africa when Victoria’s Secret abducted her…and she’s got a good ass.

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One Response

  1. cowbulls says:

    Good?? I rate her either the best or top 2 ass. Biel has the other one.

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