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2013

26

Dec

Miley Cyrus’ Masturbation Music Video of the DAy

Miley’s team has been leaking a bunch of clips from this new Music video for her new song called Adore you, where the concept is her filming a sex tape with herself in sheer underwear their blur out because that’s she aesthetic the world is turning to, thanks to being raised on porno…and if you’re into Miley touching her neck romantically with implied orgasms as she sings, and I can’t see how you wouldn’t be, you’ll appreciate this video, especially when you don’t hang with 21 year old girls and don’t realize, that this is how horny they all are all the time…making your 35 year old wife you locked into for fear of being alone pretty fucking obsolete….

I am totally down with this video and all it has to offer, but in my defence I love shit like this more than porn, and I did watch it on mute.

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