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2013

30

Dec

Olivia Palermo’s Artistic Bikini Selfie Sucks More Than She Does of the Day

I have never heard of Olivia Palermo before…which could be a lie, because all these names pollute my brain on a daily basis and I try to erase them and use booze to forget them…otherwise knowing anything about this miserable hollywood industry…would be very embarrassing when trying to convince a girl that I am not in fact the teenage girl I want to adopt from Russia and marry…I save.

She’s a socialite, which means rich girl who does nothing…likely talentless with nothing to offer the world and apparently, she’s very horrible at taking bikini selfies, the countless instagram models need to tell this bitch to get off her artistic kick and spread that ass in front of a mirror like a good girl.

TO SEE THE ACTUAL BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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