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2014

02

Jan

Eva Longoria in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Eva Longoria posted a bikini pic…and clearly knows her angles because she’s looking good despite being the Rihanna of Mexicans, who hates being Mexican so bad that she hires Mexican servants to make herself feel more important than the average Mexican…

I never found her hot, maybe because I am a self hating Mexican, or maybe because I know what corn tortillas to do an ass when eaten the way real Mexicans who haven’t gone Hollywood eat…but for some reason I am finding her hot today…maybe because I have Mexican hooker mommy issues that are flashing back now that we are starting a new year and I am reflecting…and I see my mexican hooker mom in her or maybe because I never banged a Mexican and being half Mexican want to see myself in her…covering her fish taco with my salsa…right?

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5 Responses

  1. Joe says:

    Hmmm, Are you people sure she’s Mexican? She dont have the face, legs, torso or feet to be Mexican, She likley Burmise and dosent know it.
    Who knows with immigrant parents these days

  2. Greg says:

    Eva is hot… she’s got a great body, personality, and is willing to put it out there for all of us to enjoy.
    just wish she’d go ahead and go “full monty” for us.

  3. cowbulls says:

    Somewhere there is a floor of a Marriott that isn’t getting cleaned. I find ZERO sexy about her and her big mouth is a major turnoff.

  4. xyz says:

    @Joe – so from ur American retarded pov how Mexicans are supposed to look like? Do u even know where Burma is? Take ur pills….

  5. xyz says:

    @GREG – LONGWHORIA IS AN OVERRATED, TALENTLESS, PLAIN JANE RODENT FACE LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT. SHE SHOULD MOVE TO MEXICO, DEFINITELY….

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