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2014

17

Feb

Miranda Kerr in a Towel of the Day

Either Miranda Kerr has implants, or she just gave birth, or is getting her period when this picture of her in a towel was professionally shot, while she was professionally made up, perpetuating unrealistic expectations for girls to look like, and unrealistic expectations of what guys want girls to look like, and I for one would like to thank her for that, because I am a firm believer that good looking people, although not necessarily smarter, certainly live better lives than ugly people..I mean Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber and lost her job for it, all while her coked up husband was at home sucking off dudes…and her nanny was raising her baby..not the best move, but still an awesome fucking story…better than any I’ve got…

Good pic for a pretty ready to retire, just waiting for a replacement rich husband to marry…only she booked a Calvin Klein campaign which I guess forgot that Calvin Klein liked people to look 15 and on heroin…

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