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2014

18

Feb

Emily Ratajkowski Body Painted for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski was one of the Sports Illustrated Rookies, which I am sure is a big deal to her considering she was just a video vixen who had sex with Kanye West this time last year…

You know the aspiring model and actress who was getting naked for every and any interesting enough photographer…

Who when I started posting on her had under 10,000 followers on instagram…and twitter…before blowing the fuck up…and becoming this huge phenomenon….

I guess I am a bit of a purist, and I prefer Emily Ratajkowski posing in fashion nudes, than in Sports Illustrated body painted nudes, because Body Paining is tacky as fuck reserved for Tattoo conventions for losers…and not nude models…it’s like she might as well be wearing a snow suit since her vagina and nipples are covered…

But I guess, we can always go through the archives of her young career to see the real good…

I don’t understand the hype with body painting…it’s pretty dated…but I guess speaks to the Sports Illustrated reader..

I do get the hype with Emily Ratajkowski…she’s masterminded the celebrity system…and did it with an awesome set of tits.

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