Emily Ratajkowski was one of the Sports Illustrated Rookies, which I am sure is a big deal to her considering she was just a video vixen who had sex with Kanye West this time last yearâ€¦
You know the aspiring model and actress who was getting naked for every and any interesting enough photographerâ€¦
Who when I started posting on her had under 10,000 followers on instagramâ€¦and twitterâ€¦before blowing the fuck upâ€¦and becoming this huge phenomenonâ€¦.
I guess I am a bit of a purist, and I prefer Emily Ratajkowski posing in fashion nudes, than in Sports Illustrated body painted nudes, because Body Paining is tacky as fuck reserved for Tattoo conventions for losersâ€¦and not nude modelsâ€¦it’s like she might as well be wearing a snow suit since her vagina and nipples are coveredâ€¦
But I guess, we can always go through the archives of her young career to see the real goodâ€¦
I don’t understand the hype with body paintingâ€¦it’s pretty datedâ€¦but I guess speaks to the Sports Illustrated reader..
I do get the hype with Emily Ratajkowskiâ€¦she’s masterminded the celebrity systemâ€¦and did it with an awesome set of tits.
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