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2014

12

Mar

Scarlett Johansson’s Dumpy Legs are a Movie Poster of the Day

I know a good strategy to advertise a horror movie staring Scarlett Johansson….use her chunky legs as the poster…that shit will scare anyone with any fucking taste…who realize that Scarlett Johansson is a monster…even after she’s photoshopped…with her thighs rubbing together like some sort of mess…not that these are even her legs…that’s just the rumor…her legs..I am sure are retaining much more water than this…and not just because she’s pregnant.

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4 Responses

  1. jerpes says:

    At least she doesn’t have cankles like Minka Kelly

  2. Zippy says:

    I would spread those for some fun. They look great.

  3. Trek says:

    Really because her thighs are slightly big? Those things look damn good and I’m willing to bet the writer couldn’t get a woman that looks half as good as her.

  4. cowbulls says:

    I’d open up those legs and pretend she was an ice cream cone. And then move to those luscious breasts.

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