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2014

18

Mar

Colombian President Pees Himself During a Speech of the Day

If you’re up to speed on Colombian news and I don’t just mean snorting coke of hooker pussy while they cry a silent cry behind their make-up and emptiness thanks to be broken…you will already have seen Juan Manuel Santos Calderón, who I assume is a drug cartel funded politician making leading his campaign trail…one weak bladder at a time…and dude does it so gracefully, with swagger like it didn’t even happen, because if you act like it didn’t other people start believing it didn’t. It’s pretty much the foundation of how girls I have sex with go on living.

If you don’t like that you may like this Vietnamese Transport of the Day, that may be primitive but is much more effective than Malaysian transport….

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