Here’s a video of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis not showing you how they knocked her up, a story that is upsetting so many Mila Kunis fans, who I guess forget she spent close to a decade with a crackhead Culkin, who despite not being the devil, like Ashton Kutcher is, but clearly a way more offensive choice…not to mention, Mila Kunis is old now, she barely exists, you will never meet her…so move the fuck on.

I mean they started out in Hollywood together, were on a hit show together got rich together and played boyfriend and girlfriend on TV together, when they were probably fucking between takes….

If anything, this Hollywood “union” is one of the only one that makes sense…the only real bummer in all this is that Ashton Kutcher is reproducing, because he’s one annoying fuck you would hope his genetic line got cut short…but whatever…Kiss Cam..it’s about the Kiss Cam…

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