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2014

25

Mar

Jessica Pare for Esquire of the Day

I don’t like Jessica Pare. I don’t know why I don’t find her hot. Maybe it is because she’s from Montreal, and I hate locally grown shit…or maybe it is because she spent a decade trying to get famous and has finally made i and I hate success…or maybe I just know that she did a handful of roles showcasing her great big tits, but even when showing those great big tits she bores me….not to mention she’s got shitty teeth, and now that she’s on TV, she probably has a bad attitude….No this doesn’t stem from her rejecting me, I met her once a long time ago and don’t even remember…and no this doesn’t mean I wouldn’t try to get her pregnant…it just means boring.

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