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2014

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Florida.

I hitched a ride with a retired cocktail waitress who must be on a pilgrimage to die…because after 24 hours straight in a car with her blasting religious Jesus music, driving ridiculously fast while popping prescription pills and at one point masturbating…twice..

I figured Florida is a good place to stare at girls in bikinis until getting arrested for being a sex offender and getting off for killing a black kid in your gated community, before drowning your kids so you can party your face off, before eating some homeless person’s face off…

Here are some links…

10 Ways the NBA Playoffs are Like Mad Men…
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The Best 4 Seconds Ever on Shark Tank
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Leonardo DiCaprio Dancing at Coachella
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Kate Upton Wishes She Had Smaller Tits
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Mila Kunis is Pregnant at the MTV Awards
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A Bunch of Huge Fucking Tits
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Edita Vilkeviciute Full Frontal
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Cell Phones in the 90s were Exciting
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Annie Trailer for You Perverts…
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These Girls are Fucking Crazy…and More Importantly…Fucking Dirty…
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