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2014

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I love anal so much that every time I take a shit – I smear it on my dick at least that’s what I tell the girls I meet at exxxotica, because unlike normal girls, porn girls just get me…and have a sense of humor and can relate to shit on dicks…because when an enema on scene gets botched…poo happens…

Florida is magical, whether porn conventions happen or not, because everyone here seems to be a fake titty pornstar..at least the girls I meet on TINDER and drunk in cheesy fucking bars…and for some reason that’s better than all you prude bitches…

I’m drunk on the sun. Here are some morning links…

Khloe Kardashians Waist GIves me Boners
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The Bikini a Day Girls in Bikini
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Disney Unhappily Ever After is the Best Thing Ever
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25 British Shows You Should Be Watching!
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Snooki VS her Dream Home
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Marines Sing Let it Go
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Shauna Sand in a Bikini!
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The Shauna Sand Sex Tape
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R2-D2 and 3-CPO Hate Each Other
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10 People Who Love Tacos Too Much
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Old Man VS Busy Street!
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Adam Levine Hair of the Day
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Workout Shorts
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day…
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