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2014

06

May

Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbianism of the Day

When you’re 6 foot tall and 180 pounds…pretty irrelevant as a model, despite wanting nothing more than to be a model, but forced to sit on the sidelines when your rich Malibu friends get modelling gigs…being a lesbian just makes sense…especially after everyone is looking at you because you have rich and famous parents, and you’re out there trying to make as much noise as possible to separate you that…being a lesbian just makes sense…even after being in a long term relationship with some dude she practically had sex with on instagram for likes…just makes sense…because being a young girl learning about her sexuality and realizing that being a lesbian gets talked about…makes posting it on the internet to generate buzz, whether it is legit, sincere or not…just makes sense…especially when it is interracial…

We call this attention seeking. Like two fat girls at the club making out for pervert dudes who get excited when any two girls make out in front of them…but the famous parent version.

FOr the record – I am all for lesbians….as long as they let me watch.

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