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2014

08

May

Toni Garrn for L’Express Doing Fitness Shit of the Day

Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard, at least I assume she’s his beard, because I’ve been told few times that he has a dude he lives with. I’ve heard he likes to be surrounded by dudes and people have said to me that he’s a “man’s man” which to me mean homo…

The support to that theory is that he goes through Victoria’s Secret models so many times, that there’s no way he fucks them, unless they really are hookers, since hookers and pornstars are the only girls who don’t get mad when you friend fucks your boyfriend…

Unless he’s a Victoria’s Secret shareholder – it doesn’t make sense…and I guess either do these pics of Toni Garrn for some magazine, but I like them anyway…

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