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2014

14

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate “social media”….because it’s made me soft. You know watching my every move to not be deleted, since I don’t matter enough to get my shit back like Rihanna. More importantly, I probably don’t care enough.

I just know I used to be an aggressive troll, up in people’s faces, posting disgusting shit…and now I’m walking on egg shells to not be deleted. I feel like a bully in the school yard now that Bullying isn’t cool anymore…alone, scared, without purpose…about to be expelled….

I feel like the internet has shifted into a horrible corporate Disney land…filled with mainstream idiots with no sense of humor…but at least I still have you…

Here are some morning links….

Angelina Jolie Powdered Face
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Girls in Bikinis
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Justin Bieber Riding a Pony
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Topless Paris Hilton
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Frankie Muniz on a Podcast Talking About How He Skipped SNL for Amanda Bynes
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If Ridley Scott Made a Used Car Commercial
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CBS Killed How I Met Your Dad
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Sylvie Meis Bikini
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Lamar Odon Getting Rejected from the Club Khloe Kardashian was In…
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Guy with a Vegan Tattoo Eating a Hot Dog
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Best Name Ever….
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Find COUGARS to FUCK!!
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Andy Samberg’s SNL Promos…
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Tranny of the Day
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