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2014

21

May

Alyssa Miller for Vogue Russia of the Day

Alyssa Miller isn’t all that hot of a model, she just played the system right, but I guess that logic can be applied to anyone who has success, who just master manipulated the right people to get what she wants, from dating the son of the founder of Sports Illustrated bikini photography…pretty fucking convenient use of a vagina…to ditching him for an A-List star like Jake Gyllenhaal…because that should open more doors after you’ve taken all you can from the one you previously opened…

I mean so many girls are just like this, and so many dudes buy into their lies, all thanks to tits…and a smiling sweetness that blinds them…

I guess the best strategy is to be hurt bag fat loser with nothing to offer women…that way you end up with the real quality fat chicks no one wants…

Seriously getting used is ok, when you’re using back…preferably for anal…

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