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2014

25

Jun

Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day

When a celebrity walks into a health clinic, for either the abortion pill, or some other genital herpes or STD related medical issue, the key to diffusing the rumor, is to post a selfie explaining that it is just Sinus Problems…


Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants

I mean she can’t be at the medical center for vagina related issues if she makes a point of telling the internet it’s just her fucking sinuses..

We call that pretty fucking suspect behavior…

No really, it’s just sinus issues…I swear, that’s why I posted it on my instagram…when I could have not told anyone…since realit

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