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2014

30

Jun

Emily Rat-Cow Pretending to be a Serious Nude Model of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is going to now be referred to as RAT-COW because she’s got the face of a rat, and is a fucking cow of a person…

She did this “artistic” fashion video for TREATS, who always bring the fucking good shit to the internet and I am a fan of their work…even when it features horrible people like RAT-COW.

In fact, TREATS are the reason why RAT-COW Exists. They are the magazine that made her matter. They shot her naked when no one was watching, and she was just a Kanye jump-off with no where to go. They got her cast in the Blurred lines video, and that shit too her viral…now she is crawling back…because she has no where left to go.

The Rat-Cow, although an interesting species, is going extinct.

The world has seen your 2 dimensions…your 2 tits…and that is all that really matters….and leveraging that into a serious acting career is a joke, but showing off your acting skills in a fashion/art/titty video is an even bigger joke.

The Rat-Cow, is just an overrated titty model and that’s fucking it…if this leads to anything bigger and better I’ll be shocked…even when, she’s attempting to show her depth as an actress, her fans with watch it and love it, but I’ll just find her a waste of fucking time…except for the tits…the tits are good…to look at…for now…as the Rat-Cow is on the slow ride to the slaughterhouse where shit ends….

I mean why is she crying, it’s just a fashion Video Rat-Cow…why so tormented, oh is it because you know you’re taking steps back and not forward, and the strip club stage in your near future brings tears….or is it just that she’s such a deep character actor…you know put a wig on this bitch and she doesn’t need a storyline or script…she’ll cry everywhere like she did when her boyfriend Kanye, who she groupied for a year, chose Kim over her….

Who cares…tits.

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