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2014

16

Jul

Scarlett Johansson’s Not So Hot Ready To Drop Porn of the Day

I am not into pregnant chicks. I remember the first time one of the drug addicts I used to hang with busted out a ready to drop porn magazine that he stole from some magazine store and thinking to myself a few things…the first being “how desperate does a bitch need to be to be spreading her vagina so wide you can see the baby crowning”…knowing she probably made less than 1,000 dollars to put herself out there…then I thought what would happen if the kid found the magazine lying around when he was old enough to realize what the fuck his mom was doing…but based on his mom’s crackhead look, I assume the kid wouldn’t make it to that age alive, or knowing who his crackhead mother was….then I wondered…who the fuck gets off to pregnant women. I mean to me it’s the ultimate “off the market”…”I’m taken, used, beat up, broken, ready for the dumpster like this was prom” thing…The only person who could be into this, is some lonely fuck who can’t get a chick, and knows no chick will even let him knock her up. It’s loneliness and sadness that fuels him being into this.

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I’m sure the same goes for Scarlett Johansson. Her committed fans hate this. Her lonely and sad fans who dreamed of knocking her up love it….and I just think the whole thing is gross…Pregnancy is very rarely a beautiful thing to look at…even when it’s your own pregnancy….but I guess you can’t lock yourself in a basement for 9 months, even if you should.

Here’ Scarlett.

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