Jessica Simpson is acting all horny on her Honeymoon, probably because now that her husband has married her and locked her into a commitment, he can finally stop fucking her. Sure they already made a few babies, he was already good to go, but until you officially trap the dumb girl after keeping her sexually satisfied, blinded by love and fully committed, so committed that she would never even consider a pre-nup…you can’t not fuck her…

I mean sure she’s all and fit now, she got paid millions to get this body from Weight Watchers…he probably still sees the fat pig he used to mount for his own millions – every time she moans… in some PSTD from fucking her at her worst because it was the best time to trap her…

Or maybe, just maybe, he’s fucking her brains out because he feels like he’s won the lottery and is now so overjoyed…he just can’t stop…and maybe all that sex is why she’s finally looking fit again…

I guess the real question in all this is why am I trying to dissect Jessica Simpson’s relationship…let’s just look at her instagram pics.

It’s weird…

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