Kelly Brook is a Monster of the Day

2014

Jul

I’ve been calling titty model Kelly Brook fat for as long as I can remember…because titty model Kelly Brook is fat…

I don’t know why people get so mad about it, I mean she’s managed to use that fat and channel it into her tits, and turn those tits into money makers, like every low level hooker…

I am not hating on her for being 20 pounds overweight…I am just laughing at her squeezing into her jeans…

I don’t hate fat chicks and their obesity and overeating…and laziness…I just find them funny.

The fact that every big tit has a slow metabolism that needs to starve itself for a week before a shoot…is irrelevant as long as she’s photoshopped properly so we can focus on what is important…her tits…

But I’m more into the waistband of these pants…