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2014

14

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Has Crabs of the Day

She also has slaves. She’s South African, that’s kinda what those racists do, especially when they own farms and her family owns farms. It’s not anyone’s fault, it is just historical fact we can’t deny. Just like how the AIDS rate in South Africa is high enough to make you probably consider using a condom with someone like Candice Swanepoel, if you had any control of your penis provided you ever got close enough to Candice Swanepoel. It would be more of a “let’s risk this and hope she gets pregnant, is religious, pro life and stuck to me forever, I could use the monthly stipend”…you would just need to tolerate her awful, abrasive, trashier than Australian accent, which I could easily do.

TO SEE HER BEHIND THE SCENES ON SET IN LINGERIE CLICK HERE

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