The model’s name is Maria, you’ve never heard of her, but now you’ve seen her totally naked for TREATS MAGAZINE …in black and white, because black and white pictures make it art and not soft core porn – duh.

It’s the best scam to get any girls who would never get naked – naked. It’s like “no baby, it’s black and white, if it was porn, it’d be full color…obvs”…

No girl wants to turn down art, for fear of being seen as an ignorant asshole, even when we all know anyone who pretends to be an artist, or is an artist and acknowledges is the real asshole…

But the kind of asshole I like, because of one very important reason…hot babes mixed with a bit of nakedness….

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