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2014

25

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I always lose the “Who Slept With the Most Disbaled Girl” party game…

It’s like one minute everyone is drunk and laughing at the guy who banged the midget girl in college and then at the guy who had a deaf girlfriend, but when they come around to me they get all judgemental when I for having sex with severely handicapped girl, possibly dead girl who couldn’t say no because she was so far gone. She was an unresponsive vegetable I was scared to touch because I didn’t want to break her more since was so far gone…or leave marks, since I found her on the side of the road after what seemed to be a hit and run bicycle accident pre-ambulance…when life gives you lemons….you fuck them before the ambulance comes.

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Girls In Glasses are Alright
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Amber Rose in a Classy Half Naked Outfit
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Robin Williams MTV VMA Tribute
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Some Girl Sues VH1 for Broadcasting her Tits
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12 Animals Confused By Laser Pointers
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Drunk Ryan Seacrest Touches a Vagina
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Bustiest Weather Girls…
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Discontinued Soda Taste Test
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12 Impressive Recovereies
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COUGARS ONLY GET BETTER AT SEX WITH AGE
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Girls in Lingerie
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Ola Jordan Booty!
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16 Middle Aged Fat Guys Photobombing Girls on the Beach
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Easiest Corn on the Cob
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The Kardashians Were Texting During the Ferguson Tribute at the VMAs
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Lea Michele Took Her Boy Toy on a Walk
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