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2014

25

Aug

Rachel Mortenson for Galore of the Day

I don’t know anything about this Rachel Mortenson…I mean other than the obvious…and that is that she’s fucking incredible…at least in these pics my favourite people at GALORE MAGAZINE put together..

I did some research, because I’m an investigative journalist like that…call me Barbara Walters…

What I found is that she may or may not be a Hooters girl from Chandler, Arizona…who in 2010 did Hooter girl contests, but who now signed with a fashion agency, does fashion shit, and is a busty and amazing fashion model.

Now I don’t know if anything I’ve dug up is accurate, everything I say is pretty much nonsense, I mean serious fucking nonsense….

But I do see how she could have been a hooter girl…a really talented and magical and amazing hooter girl…because she’s got great tits…

Here are the pics.

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