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2014

04

Sep

Gisele for Under Armour of the Day

There’s nothing feminine or even erotic about Gisele punching the shit out of a punching bag for Under Armour…

It makes me think that she’s just an angry dude who just got gay bashed after leaving the tranny bar…but that’s just because she’s always been on the fence of boy and girl…the grey area that is good for a pro athlete with Gay tendencies who doesn’t want to come out as gay to embrace and marry since she had a career as a lingerie model which aids the public image aspect…with a bit of a hard man face to aid in the wanting to fuck dude aspect of any public affair…

But for some reason, I keep watching it, because deep down I know she’s not a dude, but a woman, who can probably kick my ass…

I still think Under Armour should have gone with a pro Athlete, and not a pro overrated model, but whatever, I’m not their ad agency, I just probably should be.

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