Earlier today, I dissected Emily Ratajkowski for being the homely, bird faced, not so hot, short legged, weirdo who scammed the system because she showed her tits, you know the way any and all girls should scam the system…because I am keen on the fact that her career is still budding and she’s doing well, making money, getting work…all for showing tits – it’s bullshit…it’s like call a short bird face a bird face -not a model/actress phenom – right

But then I realize I was able to do that because her dress wasn’t showing off any tit, you know her lifeline hidden on set, but now she’s posted these pics of her showing off tit, I just forgot all the dissecting I was doing…earlier…because now we can focus on what matters…because she’s dramatically hotter dressed like this than her earlier Lea Michele looking self…I guess her tits really help her beauty shine…

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