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2014

10

Sep

Britney Spears Lingerie Show of the Day

Britney Spears launched a lingerie line, but saying she launched a lingerie line would be pretty insulting to anyone out there who has every put together anything and launched it, because it required work, pulling miracles, sleepless nights, etc…

This is more along the lines of her handlers saying “Jessica Simpson has a Billion Dollar a Year Clothing company, that requires little work, let’s leverage your name and sell shitty sweatshop produced lingerie to all your white trash fans…all you have to do is show up at the launch party and pretend you’re involved by posting pics of you in the shit…

I just find it unfortunate that now, in her 30s, as a mom of 2, her self produced lingerie pics to sell her lingerie is happening, when this should have been something she did back when she was 20….but like all girls, at least all girls I know, they loosen up by 30, but the problem is that so does their vagina, and bodies and really everything else about them…

But here’s Britney bitch at the New York Public Library, peddling her underwear, that I wish was just dirty panties on her ebay account, because I’d sniff them, and it’s nice to see the way Britney supports Libraries..through renting them out for events for panties…

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