I laugh at Nina Agdal’s weirdo face on the regular.

Not because I don’t like her, or think she’s a bad person. I don’t even think she is overrated as a model, because I have a feeling she’s not even breaking a million dollars a year in earnings. Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, and these other campaigns she’s doing are probably around 30k a month, which is still a lot of money, that she probably doesn’t spend thanks to having dudes pay her, as all models have dudes who pay for them…I just don’t think her immigrant face is good enough to be where it is, but that immigrant ass is pretty fucking perfect and erases and deletes her other countless flaws, like looking like a dude with downs syndrome..

I’m not a hater, at least not when I’m looking at an ass like this…it’s actually hard to hate much when lost in these cheeks anxiously awaiting leaked anus pics.

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