Selena Gomez is back with Bieber because as they say, girls get addicted to guys with big dicks, and unfortunately, I know porn chicks who have got with Bieber and who have told me he has a big dick…you see girls are all size queens and the way to their heart is by making them cum, it’s pretty fucking simple…so if you have a big dick, and you make them cum, and you are an asshole, you can pretty much do no wrong, especially when getting back to you also means tons of press…

That said, they were both in Vegas for the Mayweather fight, because Bieber is Mayweather’s good luck charm that creeps me out, and while in Vegas, Selena hit the pool looking more like a bottle service hooker on a mission to get knocked up by a rich dude, that a actor/producer poptart that she is…

She was to me, unrecognizable in her bikini, because she layered the low level, bottom feeding trash in a bikini on…but as far as I’m concerned she’s never looked better…I blame instagram whores for making me like this look…

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