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2014

17

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence in Shorts of the Day

Everyone was so upset when Jennifer Lawrence had her phone hacked, something we will never know if it was actually staged as part of a massive PR stunt to get everyone to know who Jennifer Lawrence is, because she’s not marketed heavy enough…or to even rebrand her as a girl who takes tit pics, like every fucking girl in the world….all because she’s America’s sweetheart…quirky and cute and funny and winning awards because she’s managed to make herself out to be seen as some kind of talent….when everyone knows acting is 90 percent your marketing and 10 percent your willingness to be an asshole in front of a group of people for a lot of money without thinking you are an asshole…because they’ve pawned you right…

But the reality is, her tit pics were the best she has ever looked. Her tits were awesome and for once, I could see her as something I wanted to fuck, I could understand the hype around her a little bit and I thought she was more fun than I thought she was…because girls everywhere like to fuck, they like guys jerking off to them, and Jennifer Lawrence is not immune to that…she’s right up in there….

I don’t believe she should feel violated. I do believe she should never wear a shirt again…even if the paparazzi pics of her make her look like the dump I thought she was before seeing her tits.

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